I have nothing cute to say about this top. It will win no Latin costume contests and do no smoking, legal or otherwise, in the east parking lot. It inspires no fear of patterns. But isn't this shirt sweet, at $24.99?
Here, take a look at the top close up. Lean in, don't be shy. How awesome would this top look with jeans? And how equally awesome would it be under a suit. And when does that happen? When it does, it's your luckier day.