iPod Gloves

You know how lately they are passing off just about anything as an iPod speaker? Chairs, stuffed animals, pillows, jackets, a pack of chewing gum. Cars are marketed entirely upon their ability to easily connect to your ipod (presumably these campaigns are aimed at women, who no longer purchase cars based solely on the number of cupholders, but now buy them based on whether they can easily figure out how to hook up that mp3 player thing-y into the hole-y place in the dashboard).

Well, despite this entry's title, these $11 gloves do not hook up to your iPod. They do, however, allow you to easily operate your iPod, while complimenting your cute, new wool coat, on the seemingly endless, insanely frigid walk from the subway to your office.