So - which ass-kicking boots do I buy?

Monday, January 26, 2009

Bootie Up

OK - I know you are looking at the picture and thinking, "WTF?" Let me explain. I just returned from a sunny, warm, beautiful vacation in Miami... straight into weather in the teens with an impending snowstorm. Why do I live in NYC again? I can't remember... The most I can come up with, quite seriously, is that you can get a mani/pedi cheaper here than anywhere else (20 bucks, folks). In this frame of mind, I cannot possibly be expected to venture out into the bitter, brutal city. I will instead bundle up in ass-talking sweats and these so-ugly-they-rock $5 snugly booties.

At least until my boss calls and says, "WTF? Get your ass in here (and leave the rump writing and fugly booties home)!"

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