So - which ass-kicking boots do I buy?

Friday, July 11, 2008

Ssssssssso Ssssssweet

Sassy snake flats for $7.49. Is there anything more to say? That they are Isaac Mizrahi? That they are available in every size?

In all fairness, I should point out that by the time you leave Target you will be at least $150 poorer. You will have 20 flimsy white plastic bags, each of which will have an average of 2.1 items in it. You will not remember what it is you bought that added up to all of $150, but you will remember that when you put each item in your cart you felt the thrill that only a Target bargain can provide. And don't get me started on how shopping in the Dollar Spot can double the receipt total.

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