So - which ass-kicking boots do I buy?

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Stomp!

It's been a crappy day. And what tops off a crappy day better than anything else? An evening on a crowded subway. I kid you not. A crowded subway can be the perfect place to take out your anger on perfect strangers (before coming home to your loved ones - and taking it out on them). A nice passive aggressive move is smashing a stranger's foot on your way out the door after he has body-slammed you with his backpack. Sigh, I wish I were kidding.

Ahhhh, these $50 shoes shall do the job nicely. Plus, I'm fairly certain I wore them in middle school.


5 comments:

Amanda said...

Please shoot me if I ever again wear something that I wore in middle school. This includes, but is not limited to, parrot earrings, jelly shoes with chunky heels, and velvet overalls.

jayn said...

parrot earrings? insane. i myself wore flamingo earrings - but those are just the height of style.

Vicky said...

You did wear them in middle school! I swear I remember them!

Vicky said...

Btw, I am always looking for fashion that can help me take out frustration on fellow public tranpo riders...

jayn said...

in texas, my friend. with thematically consistent palm trees.