So - which ass-kicking boots do I buy?

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Cardi On

So when I showed this drapey cardigan style to Amanda, she asked, "why not just wrap yourself in a blanket?" Well, clearly because a blanket might slide down your arms to the floor. Plus it might be a dead giveaway to your coworkers that you were planning just the tiniest of power naps at your desk, you know, to enable you to add more value, to help you bring more to the table. Plus with all her talk about the crazy headgear her fellow east village residents favor, any day now she is bound to spot some sort of hat that resembles a nice, downy pillow. And when she does, just watch out - - my productivity will skyrocket.

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