So - which ass-kicking boots do I buy?

Showing posts with label black. Show all posts
Showing posts with label black. Show all posts

Friday, January 29, 2010

Back in Black

That trip into the wide world of color was scary. Admittedly, both items were the same color... Nonetheless, I must retreat back to the warm comfort of black. Sometimes pairing it with the shocking contrast of gray, you know, when I am feeling full-on cuh-razy.


This dress at Esprit.com's incredibly painful-to-use site is only $17.50 with their 30% off coupon.


Friday, November 6, 2009

The Hoser Hut

In New York City, people don't have lawns. But that doesn't seem to stop people from watering the land right outside their front door. It is not clear to me WHY people stand outside, drenching the sidewalk with a garden hose every single morning, but it happens. And the resulting puddles can reach havoc on my black suede ballet flats. Since the dirty looks I give these urban gardeners as I daintily tiptoe through the marshy sidewalk, trying to keep as much of the delicate suede out of the water as possible, don't seem to be having an effect, I am forced to search for an alternate footwear option. I'm thinking these. $27.99 and free shipping -- that is, if the mailman is willing to wade through the flood outside my front door.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Ebony & Ivory (Live Together in Perfect Harmony)

Amanda and I share more than this blog and a love of cupcakes. And a love of mac'n'cheese. We also share a lack of skin pigmentation. So I too cannot wear the dress she just blogged. But I can wear this top, that is, to a degree, the reverse of her dress. It's what you would see if you stared at the dress for a long time and then looked away. Is that a selling point? No? Then how about the $6.50 price tag?

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Everything in moderation

Hello. I'm back again from another hiatus. I was dealing with some career issues. (They in no way prevented me from blogging, but I did have to deal with them, and I will pretend the relationship was causal.)
So what brought me back? Well, I was pondering one of life's important questions: how many black dresses is too many?

It's a difficult question, and one that requires consideration of many factors before determining the answer. For instance, does this question apply only 
to ALL-black dresses? What about, say, black dresses with white stripes, or with pink flowers? What about trim? And seasonality? Sleeve length? Skirt length? Material?

As you see, there are many, many points of differentiation that can set one black dress apart from another. Which makes me realize that this one is VERY different than the 15 I already own. I don't have a knee-length black dress with long sleeves, a tie at the waist AND pin-tucking trim at the bust!

But I will soon. $32, + 25% off this weekend.