Keeping Up Appearances

*Cough* I'm still sick. Well, I'm mostly better, but my voice has reached that raspy hoarseness that makes me sound sicker than I am, so that, ironically, it's when I am on the mend that people think I am sickest, and finally offer to do nice things for me. They offer, but I don't take advantage. Well, not every single time.

Keeping up the perception that I am still sick requires me to dress the part. And what better than this cozy belted hoody, ideally over the pj's shown below, purchased for me by some sympathetic soul. Not yet, but any time now. The Gap has a coupon going around for 30%, so this is only $16. *raspy cough*

Lounge Your Way to a Healthier You

I am so sick. Please feel sorry for me. In 24 hours I went from healthy to exhibiting every symptom listed on the side of the only box (of 4) of cold medicine in my apartment that has not yet expired. You know what would make me feel better? If you would please buy me this pajama set - pardon me, loungewear set, now 25% off. I would lounge my way through my cold, box of tissues on one side, rehydratory (I'm in pain, I can make up words if I want to) liquid (diet coke) on the other, the final disk of "The Wire" playing on my dvd player.


If I were Amanda, I would probably require the recuperative power of these pants below. Oddly, my seven sisters college is not included in the Victoria's Secret "Collegiate Collection." And we are so known for our strong athletic programs. Clearly delirium has set in - I better go lounge.